I'm newly retired, but at my previous day job I spent a lot of time on the phone, calling various companies to get information. Sometimes I was on hold for really long spells—once it was two hours! And I still didn't get to talk to anyone that day.

After holding for a while, hearing the robot lady repeat how my call is very important to them (hah!), it can be a shock to actually hear a human voice. This particular day the perma-hold gods were smiling on me: the customer service rep who answered had such a sexy voice. I'm not gonna lie. My ears fell madly in lust. They begged me to ask questions I didn't even need answers to, just to keep Mr. Sexy Voice on the phone. (I didn't. I should have.)

All of a sudden I had a new story idea—yep, a customer service rep with a sexy voice. I was glad to be so inspired, but it was obvious The Ghost of Dick-Ex Past and The Twelve Days of Sassmas weren't going to work with the Regency story I'd been drafting. I told myself I would just jot down some ideas for when I had time to write this new story.

But then a couple days later, while listening to a Christmas CD, the title Oh Nights Divine popped up in my brain. So did a few other ideas. Who knew Christmas songs would inspire sexy-time scenes?

I hope you'll enjoy Oh Nights Divine, a funny, sexy Christmas treat, and only 99 cents! It should get you in the mood – for the holidays, and maybe other things, too.

Keely Monroe wants her sass back. 

It went into hiding last Christmas, when her ex dumped her without warning. But her sassy side comes alive when she's on the phone with Travis, a customer service rep with the sexiest-as-hell voice. How could tracking numbers and potential delivery dates inspire such wicked fantasies?

Add in Travis' sexy rumble of a laugh and their flirtatious banter…Keely had never been so happy for a package to go missing.

Now it was the reason she could make some exciting new Christmas memories, all while finally laying to rest the Ghost of Dick-Ex Past.

Travis St. James is a rookie when it comes to dating. 

He's too busy working at the family business during the day so he can finance his law school classes at night. But then he meets the delightfully sassy Keely and sees how much fun he's been missing. 

Playing Santa at her grandma's bawdy "book club"? Sign him up. Finding out Christmas carols are the perfect inspiration for sexy times with Keely? It's his new favorite holiday tradition.

But what happens when the season is over? Is this just a holiday fling? Or can the Twelve Nights of Sassmas turn into the long-lasting romance that's on both their Christmas wish lists?